Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire, but I review it with Morbius Memes (Spoilers!)

I loved the part where Godzilla said, “It’s nap time!” and took three naps during the movie.

I was so touched when that veterinary guy said, “It’s veterinary time!” and did dental work on Kong.

I also liked the part where the tree said, “It’s tree time!” and totally ate that guy.

I was so touched when Kong said, “It’s dinner time!” and gave mini-Kong some Purina sea serpent chow.

I loved the part where the Iwi said, “…” and stared ominously at everyone.

I cheered when mini-Kong said, “It’s murdrin’ time!” and murdered his fellow homicidal rage-apes with really big rocks.

I especially loved the part where Mothra said, “It’s Mothra time!” and Mothrad’ all over those homicidal rage apes in the crystal kingdom in the center of the Earth while gravity was cancelled due to pouring red liquid inside another liquid which turned some crystals on.

But most of all, I cheered when Kong said, “It’s democracy time!” and brought democracy to all the homicidal rage apes in their lava prison in the center of the Earth after killing the Skar King like Jason did to that girl in the movie where he went to space. At least, I think Kong brought democracy to the rage apes. America!

Truly, this was a movie of all time. 10,000,000 stars out of 10.

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