Favorite Moments: Soy sparrow

We all have our favorite moments in movies, books, and games, moments that stay with us long after the story is over. This column is my attempt to examine my favorite moments and see why they stick with me.

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NOTE: This article contains big spoilers for the climax of ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’

The Movie

‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’

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The Scene

Why it’s great

As I wrote in my last post, re-watching ‘Dial’ after looking at it with a different mindset led me to appreciate it more than I originally did, but one scene that is great from both my first viewing and subsequent one is when Indy meets the legendary Archimedes at the Siege of Syracuse. Not only is it Indy’s greatest dream come true (actually meeting history instead of excavating it), but a wonderful example of two people from two different eras just talking to each other with no hostile intent between the two… and if you turn on the automatic captions for the video, you get a hilarious alternate version where Archimedes and Indy both snorted something before meeting each other. In case the video is ever removed, here’s how the discussion goes.

Indy: It’s him!

Achimedes: A sparrow… they lay with us.

Indy: He’s asking how far we’ve come! (to Archimedes) They all feelings. We’ve come he the hell that’s wrong. But we didn’t expect to meet… zones for sale, Archimedes.

Archimedes: I forget soy pants.

Helena: That dial is a fourth deck it doesn’t take us anywhere!

Indy: He built it to get help.

Helena: Ticket well we just got off the entire Roman Navy so I think we’ve helped enough!

Favorite Moments: Goofy Alien Resurrection Subtitles

We all have our favorite moments in movies, books, and games, moments that stay with us long after the story is over. This column is my attempt to examine my favorite moments and see why they stick with me.

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The video:

Why it’s great:

I can’t say why this is great without spoiling it: Make sure closed captioning is turned on and press play (Note that this video is not safe for work).

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What I adore about this video isn’t the clip itself, but the fact that whoever wrote the captions for for it decided to go nuts and turn the scene of Xenomorphs killing one of their own to escape a cell into them arguing about Five Nights at Freddy’s and eventually resorting to cursing in internet slang.

What makes these captions so bizzare is that Movie Clips is a company that legally hosts clips from movies and TV shows for fans to watch. Taking a scene and using wildly inaccurate subtitles conjures the image of a disgruntled employee deciding to have some fun behind his or her boss’ backs. I, for one, am glad that he or she did, as it takes a serious scene showcasing alien intelligence and remakes it as a comedy that turns the terrifying Xenomorph into cursing, slang-using aliens who hate the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise. Even better, it retroactively making it easy to imagine aliens in previous films being immature jerks saying, “Comin’ to kill ya, LOL,’ ‘Haha u ded,’ and the like whenever they kill someone, which adds a whole new layer of entertainment to this long-running franchise.

Bravo to you, anonymous caption writer!